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Uganda: nothing’s beyond imagination - something must be going on ‘in its head’
If Uganda was a human being, he or she would be a certified schizophrenic by now. In case you are wondering what the hell I mean, let’s first unpack this thing called schizophrenia. In ordinary language, it is a mental illness attributed to a breakdown in the relation between thoughts, feelings and actions.In its advanced stages it is said to induce delusions. It is also one of those afflictions that make even the most committed friends of the sufferer want to stay away. Who knows, one minute everything may be going well and then, the next, something happens! Readers of this newspaper would have noticed from the flood of articles about the country last week that the mayhem of the recent past which added another layer of dirt on the NRM regime, is making some East Africans wonder what is going on “in Uganda’s head,” and whether they want this neighbour in their midst.
Talking about thoughts, feelings and actions, Uganda is a country whose leadership, unsurprisingly, likes to put its best foot forward at all times. So they endeavour to do and say the sorts of things that they hope will make them look and sound reasonable and civilised.
Elections are staged on a regular basis so the country appears to be democratic. Those who equate democracy with elections are left feeling happy and comfortable.
And how do they deal with troublesome opponents with “criminally minded supporters” who interfere with other people’s freedom by engaging in mass action?
As the CEO of “Uganda Inc” reminded one unruly Kenyan journalist recently, these days, government opponents seeking regime change are not fed to crocodiles in River Nile as used to happen back in the days of Idi Amin. No, when they defy the forces of law and order, they are taken to court instead.
Well, if you are the kind of observer and listener who is easily impressed and does not like to look beneath the flummery and cosmetics, all this is true; isn’t it?
Look carefully at the actions, though, and you begin to see the gaps between appearances and reality. Opponents do not simply end up in court. Before they get there they are first beaten and humiliated.
As for elections, the important thing is not that they must be won fairly. No, they just have to be won. A notable recent beneficiary of this approach is one Singh Katongole, now officially a ruling party member of parliament.
Katongole, who first lost the election by a margin of over 5,000 votes, eventually won it after a controversial recount and was hurriedly gazetted, well ahead of people whose victories were beyond dispute.
As his opponent sought a court injunction against his being sworn in, he was allowed to jump the queue before the court could pronounce itself on the matter. Meanwhile, the opponent was being held by the police on some charge.
While all this indecency was playing out, news broke that a group of people calling themselves army veterans operating under the umbrella of the Uganda Patriotic Voluntary Organisation (UPAVO) had invaded and seized a wetland and were hurriedly and illegally erecting market stalls there.
When the hapless Minister for Environment Maria Mutagamba, turned up to stop them, she had to be hurriedly whisked off after they tried to attack her.
Where was the police? News bulletins were claiming that some of them were busy beating up and tear-gassing newly sworn-in opposition MPs and their supporters in Mityana and Entebbe as they prepared to hold parties to congratulate themselves.
This is not the first time so-called army veterans occupy land in the city illegally. Indeed, two of Kampala’s markets originated in such illegal occupations. It is not even the first time they threaten to beat up Minister Mutagamba and force her to flee.
Uganda’s celebrated Generals simply look on as the institution they proudly serve is once again splattered with mud.
But no, they won’t sit back and watch as opposition politicians and their supporters try to walk to work.
Which raises a question: what if the opposition decided to give up trying to walk and instead chose not to go to work, but instead to stay home and ask their followers to do the same?
A friend with a sense of humour wondered if the police would not switch tactics and start tear-gassing them out of their houses and forcing them to go to work, even on foot. Don’t laugh; in today’s Uganda anything is possible.
Frederick Golooba-Mutebi is a senior research fellow at the Institute of Social Research, Makerere University
-May 22, 2011 by Frederick Golooba-Mutebi
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Source: www.theeastafrican.co.ke/OpEd/-/434748/1167156/-/5il3ts/-/index.html (accessed on 01.06.11)

